Price Tag on The Bushwhack

Avishek Sahu
November 19, 2016

Swirling your long locks to whiff me through the bad deal
That I had to be signing on to see me pinching her zeal
That you’ve been up gazing down to plot me through the mishaps
With the pawns of your madness feeding me their sweet schnapps
The smile that you once flashed at me, I knew you were some big shot
With the bosses oh so humdrum falling all … Read the rest

Burn a 100-dollar Bill

Avishek Sahu
October 21, 2016

Creeping up to freedom, from the bitterness of blight
When the gossip of the gonners, had me scrambling up for light
To shine upon the greyhounds so silly from the fear
You want a leash around the muzzle to strangle up their rear
Ain’t going to the movies, a struggle of a kind
When the heinous tits of treason, want you in a bind
How then do you profess, that … Read the rest

Gimme Burgers, Cigarettes, and Buds

Avishek Sahu
October 14, 2016

Onto the mantle, set up to clear through the rut
Frozen from chaos, that was built up to tear through the hut
It won’t be so easy, to bring on the light of the day
That was stolen from workers, toiling to keep slime at bay
Lofty and drifty, the flowers that shine through the light
Craving for filth storm, that wipes all the class and the might
But it … Read the rest

Why I Support Trump!

Avishek Sahu
October 12, 2016

I drive a Ford. It’s a small Ford Figo car, that Ford started as its version to take on the entry-level segment here in India. It looks ordinary, so much so that relatives have known to reject buying that model because it looked ‘too ordinary!’. But it drives like a beast: I have done more heavy duty driving in it in the last five years than I am sure many … Read the rest

Walk in the Gimp Land to cease being a Paradox

Avishek Sahu
October 9, 2016

Groaned to the licking of the sweet tongue in season
Tried to go picking off the new buds of treason
It ain’t going to flower with the shitheads in breeding
Nor will it glower at the ones I go needing
So wild though it screams at the blind men in city
Asking for the dime that I have begun to just pity… Read the rest

No Saints!

Avishek Sahu
September 5, 2016

Gandhi fights away for freedom, but he was ‘imperfect’; St.Teresa spends her life helping lepers but she had an ‘agenda’; Mandella bought good-sense but he had ‘issues’: this does not mean that people are bad or ungrateful, this just means that people can’t handle charity, and they can’t handle a favor done to them especially when it puts them to shame. That’s why I’d like to take away any scope Read the rest

Going Bonkers Within Four Squares

Avishek Sahu
September 2, 2016

Fry me some eggs with some pepper grown in Mideast
Heating up at seams from the locals chasing wild feast
Of them goats and the camels grown to yeah out the blah blah
And the birds in the bush that if just two would be hoopla
Eating up the cant like it ain’t dispensed from the punies
Beating up the plant of the Don and the moonies
Hoping for a … Read the rest

Love You She Won’t Till Her Biggie Rides Your Quarterback

Avishek Sahu
August 30, 2016

To all those willies pining hard for your babies’ love
Hands in the air spewing charms for the quick shove
Whooping all those seers shouting loud for the moksha
It ain’t maya in the plains when her blessings come like bheeksha
You said sorry in a jiffy with the swallow of the bitter pill
You felt jarry and so iffy when she introduced you to her last kill
Now you … Read the rest

Red Hot Yen

Avishek Sahu
August 25, 2016

Pissed on the floor, dissed on the boar,
had him up for grabs when the wind came to roar
Cursed to the air, for goodies in the fair,
stolen from the grannie that you can’t seem to bear
Took her to Rome, fed her some gnome,
groaned her some tickle while she bought you back home
Then came the mart, built by the tart,
dispensing all the lollies while you … Read the rest

Throw Me A Grunt That Nips the Thought in The Fright Night

Avishek Sahu
August 16, 2016

Trick of the fast made to truck through to heaven
Made of prunes so ripe and the mavens so craven
Over the fields of grey and the meadows that beaver
With their hands on the bun and the Firefox lever
Hunch me the punch that took its time to land near
Throwing me awry and running off in fourth gear… Read the rest

A Hooker for a President

Avishek Sahu
July 28, 2016

Guns in the navel singing sweet songs of sixteen
Brazen to the point of being ringers in their late teen
Shoes in the booze smelling a bit like the nixer
Stay off my paedo husband if you can’t fell the fixer

Well offer old lady is the coffer that you made slow
With your hubby chasing floozies hoping hard for a stink flow… Read the rest

When I Forgot the Day that Passed along with the Bitch that Fucked it!

Avishek Sahu
July 2, 2016

Woke up late feeling messy as the daybreak
To the bell that sounds hoping for the jailbreak
That had to be coming to keep the poor man singing
And the eunuch in the shanty to have me running
For a catch in the park and a latch in the pantry
Built to cook us the cakes and the babies of the gentry… Read the rest

Teasing A Teardrop On Its Journey to War

Avishek Sahu
June 7, 2016

Weary of scumbags you sought out my humour
Hoping to strike through the shards of dull pain
Pestering you silly with its wink at true boredom
When the aching for glory has you full of disdain
Wouldn’t be no glory if you have to go swindle
And fob on the classy on a hick so beguiled
And prune your dark feathers colored in hubris
Waiting for me to can’t stand … Read the rest

Fucked up Coconut

Avishek Sahu
May 31, 2016

Groped in the air of the muck filled premises
Pruned in the water of the duck that promises
Of the charms of the ass to be had for her possession
And the buck of the temple that they stole out of obsession
With the hole in the head that just had to give away
From the pressure of the times when the dimes were a throw away… Read the rest

The Sorrows of a 2D Paan

Avishek Sahu
May 24, 2016

Grown in the fields where the white men peed faster
To get through the joys of the lost soul and the pastor
Both lost in the woods chasing birds of true wisdom
Pierced to their hoods with the batons of this kingdom
We ask from the roof for a leaf that smells pungent
With a whiff of true bitch that can be taken off the tangent… Read the rest

When the Blues Just Don’t Matter

Avishek Sahu
April 29, 2016

Sing me a song that shows the gal is so slimy
Playing those cheap games so my soul wants to leave me
With a Hench full of stench and a gun for a tickle
To poke into chicks with those beaks full of sickle
Find me a dame that goes mad from the show stuff
Find me a job that keeps my guard off the gal’s huff… Read the rest

The Troubling Premise

Avishek Sahu
April 18, 2016

Gimme some freedom from these wedges of anger
Gimme some freedom from thoughts of revenge
Gimme some freedom from the pain of the fright past
That I know no part of me should want to avenge

Wasn’t I profound and better than sad folks
Who couldn’t seem to find me better than them
Now that I’ve made more money than Jesus
Wouldn’t I be counted as heading the helm… Read the rest

The Politics of Survival

Avishek Sahu
April 14, 2016

Man I want to be smart and con the fucks to hell
With my brains so taut and tart and a will to cause a sell
Read through pages of power and the tips to hitch a ride
Through the hallowed grounds of punts and the punts that ride the tide
But every time I shoot that rabid mouth of mine
To show the bug his place and bang him … Read the rest

Give Away the Hoots!

Avishek Sahu
April 12, 2016

Burnt to the bottom with the new kid in town
Driving in the bonney that just shines all around
Heaving through the bunnies like it ain’t a last shot at hell
Wouldn’t you give me a piece of his sweet swaying swell
Wasn’t he the guy that took a candy from my bag
Wasn’t he the bloke that shook a penny off my swag… Read the rest

Making Way for an Airlift

Avishek Sahu
April 12, 2016

Fruits in the bucket thrown right out of five’s land
Brought to in luxury to purge through the merry band
Hoisted in the folk house to sing us the countries
With the phone off the hook sounding bells of the gentries

Setting up with coke for a showdown of the bad ear
Torn with the rub of an alien and a tart’s smear
To throw in the fish that swam … Read the rest

Hot Yoga on Wet Strips

Avishek Sahu
April 5, 2016

Hey Guru Guru, could you give me some yoga
Could you give me some freedom to numb out the rut?
That has me all sliding on and through circles
That circle my dear past and my life in that hut
Would you not tear me apart at the center
And breathe me anew with the charms of a blank slate
Would you not break through to the wonders of the … Read the rest

Leather & Sweat

Avishek Sahu
April 5, 2016

See the share brokers selling the soft shrift
Hedged on a gonner’s bet saving his pride
Asking to be taken beyond the sunset
When the whiskey could be taken in receding tide
When was the living so chaotic and dry
When was the success like singing a duet… Read the rest

The Virtues of Selfishness

Avishek Sahu
April 3, 2016

Hinged on a bird wire staring at the dew drops
Hoping for a tear drop to tear through the new props
That spread through the country heaping up on a heart stop
Brought through the screeches of the Bordeaux by the rice crop

Steer through the ming store changing dimes at the counter
Bartering the green bucks for the rhymes made from banter
Set up with a red baize for … Read the rest

The Secondary Primaries

Avishek Sahu
April 1, 2016

Vote to the fair of the gonners in the dink land
With a care in the beer can for the bozos in the death band
For the show is just over for all those in the know how
It’s just a last ditch try of the prime time and the chink chow
For a law that’s so woozy it makes me puke out of laughter
And a thaw that’s so … Read the rest

Don’t respect Women!

Avishek Sahu
March 31, 2016

No really, I don’t respect women. You respect women when not respecting a woman is an option. You don’t respect the Sun, nor do you respect the Moon, nor do you respect water or air. They make us; they are existence itself. I don’t believe in the equality of sexes: I don’t believe in the equality of the masculine and the feminine, because what I tend to understand of existence … Read the rest