Don’t respect Women!

Avishek Sahu
March 31, 2016

No really, I don’t respect women. You respect women when not respecting a woman is an option. You don’t respect the Sun, nor do you respect the Moon, nor do you respect water or air. They make us; they are existence itself. I don’t believe in the equality of sexes: I don’t believe in the equality of the masculine and the feminine, because what I tend to understand of existence … Read the rest

The Runt’s Stupid Stunts

Avishek Sahu
March 27, 2016

Hey little dwarf in the pants of a mayflower
Don’t you wanna thrive on the punt of our Beckenbauer
And the blood that came to clot with the needle of a humped swine
Made to come with the flair of your charms hitting cloud nine

If he fails to last smoothing your choir in his chamber
Pull those sandals fast Jill bought you for the camber
That her dilly made … Read the rest

Agents Please Note!

Avishek Sahu
March 27, 2016
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Are you serious?!!

Avishek Sahu
March 26, 2016

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Cycle City Master

Avishek Sahu
March 26, 2016

How was it bozo squeezing back of your flower
Jumping around silly belling cats of the mayor
Hoping to be fleeced for the guts of the devil
Dying like a shit sucking muck made to cavil
Wasn’t she the one honking guns of the pistols
Lined up in the park banging buns of the crystal… Read the rest

The Tales of a Funky Monkey

Avishek Sahu
March 25, 2016

Pissed in the cot for the suck of the wild boar
Tossed in the muck for the buck of the kind whore
Bathed in the cum of the Marxist steeple
To spare us the bun of the fascist people

Mailed out of hell for a tryst with the batmen
Slighted for the bell he rang fast for hymen
That broke at the snap of his wild little fingers
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The Curious Case of The Golden Bungalow!

Avishek Sahu
March 24, 2016

Jill came calling asking who is the big shot
Asking to be called in for the orgy in the back lot
With the dillies all heaving over the eyeless big wonder
Yearning to be taken to the white heaven oh yonder

Hell won’t give in to the piss march through beavers
When all it takes is a high tea with weavers
That sew their heart in for a whiff of … Read the rest

The French Coordinator

Avishek Sahu
March 23, 2016

Torn through the years of the east show in town
Worn through the days of the lost whore in brown
Won’t be no short-change for the last turn you took
When the hunks and the pinchers fell by the brook

Grieve you some more for the lost chance to hell
When borne from the cum was some big ringing bell
That you chose to ring for the desperate chance at … Read the rest

My Lessons in Creative Writing

Avishek Sahu
March 22, 2016

The EconomistThe Economist by The Economist
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

The magazine I have read for many years now; over the past couple of years only in digital edition. Till recently it featured the most amazing prose I have found in any newspaper, magazine, or for that matter, book. I’ll be chivalrous and admit that I owe a large part of my growth as a writer to religious reading … Read the rest

World T-20

Avishek Sahu
March 21, 2016

Sunny in the dark are we losing our heads now
Playing through the motions hooking up for the big row
When the cunt comes calling for the pieces of red meat
That the laws of the new land spared to be cut neat

Paid to be strong through the mess of the freak show
Laid to be wrong when the betters get the wild blow
Won’t hurt no birdie singing … Read the rest

Movie Review—Kapoor & Sons

Avishek Sahu
March 21, 2016

Pretty in the face going nuts for the signboard
Pulled to the side with the cash of the wayward
Hoist in the air peddle fruits of the massage
Stolen from the pimp on a platter of discharge
Hemp are the seeds ground deep in the pestle
Snorted in the dark pulling nadas through the hustle… Read the rest

My Book ‘For A Pint of Mother’s Milk,’ available on Amazon for $0.00

Avishek Sahu
March 20, 2016

…till 22nd March 2016, 12:29 pm IST.

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Of Hrithik Roshan and Black Holes

Avishek Sahu
March 18, 2016

There is a problem, serious problem with categorising social issues as mental health issues. No, really, I have an abiding reason for saying that. You see, it came in the news recently that Hrithik has accused someone of suffering from Asperges Syndrome(AS). That wouldn’t be much of problem unless of course you realise that casting a social issue as a mental issue here is with an obvious intent to cause … Read the rest

Why I’ll never chant ‘Bharat Mata ki Jai!’

Avishek Sahu
March 15, 2016

Yes, I’ll never chant ‘Bharat Mata ki Jai,’ and the reason is actually very Hindu. You see, I choose to abide by the millennia old definition of ‘Bharat Mata’ rather than the post-1947 definition devised by rashtriyavadis.… Read the rest

Yankee Shit!

Avishek Sahu
March 15, 2016

Ho ho, The Yankees rule the show that’s going over the big top
Throwing all their wares to get going through the black hop
It’s easy to show about that they all the dumb fucks
That can’t see the difference between wisdom and the lame ducks
Paying the fruit cake for speeches in town halls
Baying for Jew blood over screeches and cat calls… Read the rest

American Tripe

Avishek Sahu
March 12, 2016

Gone to the winds on the boat of a wayward
Waged them a bet through the faith of the canard
Ain’t gonna rain when the boots keep on calling
For rice and the maize while your beaus go out balling
Won’t you come slow through the match of the titans
Crouched on a slug crying who got the futons… Read the rest

The Black Case for Bernie

Avishek Sahu
March 9, 2016

Pulled out of black land to swipe through the muck
braised on the hot coals but who gives a fuck
When the Kings and the Lincolns brought the right to vote
the vote to get the thieves back and bring along the mote
That we go smiling holding dear to show around the park
it wasn’t all for nothing we getting some gaming in the dark… Read the rest

Super Tuesday!!!

Avishek Sahu
March 1, 2016
Cringe to the noise of the white man’s freedom
bought on the graves of the black man’s kingdom
Sold to the heir of the queen raised on thieving
cheer up folks there is hope to give up grieving
When a Jew stands up to break through the humbug
and risk his life for the wrongs of the red pug
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